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Monday, October 14, 2013

Book Review: Beautiful Disaster (Beautiful #1) by Jamie McGuire

The blurb as seen on Goodreads:
Release Date: August 14, 2013
Publisher: Atria Books
418 Pages

The new Abby Abernathy is a good girl. She doesn’t drink or swear, and she has the appropriate number of cardigans in her wardrobe. Abby believes she has enough distance from the darkness of her past, but when she arrives at college with her best friend, her path to a new beginning is quickly challenged by Eastern University's Walking One-Night Stand. 

Travis Maddox, lean, cut, and covered in tattoos, is exactly what Abby needs—and wants—to avoid. He spends his nights winning money in a floating fight ring, and his days as the ultimate college campus charmer. Intrigued by Abby’s resistance to his appeal, Travis tricks her into his daily life with a simple bet. If he loses, he must remain abstinent for a month. If Abby loses, she must live in Travis’s apartment for the same amount of time. Either way, Travis has no idea that he has met his match.




I hate this book. I truly hate this book and everything for which it stands. I had heard many things about this book before trekking through it myself. It got to the point where I had two reasons for reading this: 1) I requested a review copy before it received a ton of negativity, and 2) morbid curiosity. So reading Beautiful Disaster was less a matter of if I should read it, but rather when should I read it. Either way, I'm scarred for life and angry at myself for wasting my time. (But at least I didn't waste my money, AMIRITE?)

Beautiful Disaster reads right out of a police report when Abby Abernathy, who is a "good girl" meets Travis Maddox, who is a serial killer (or just a terrifying, man-whore, violent college student--same thing). They don't get together for awhile because both of them are determined not to, for annoying and overused reasons. When they do get together, they go through all of these trials that are over-exaggerated to make the book and relationship more dramatic, including mobsters, fist-fighting, fires, new boyfriends, parties, etc. And then they lived happily-ever-after (until Travis kills her in a fit of rage after another guy held the door open for her…because really.).

The characters were horrid. Not only were they only partially formed, but the parts of them that were developed made me want to sharpen my shank. Even the minor characters lacked the qualities needed to consider them "good people." The only character with a lick of sense was Abby's roommate, and I can't even remember her name, but I do remember that everyone hated her. All of the other females (besides Abby, America and Abby's roommate) in Beautiful Disaster were labelled sluts and shoved into a corner to be shamed. SHAME ON YOU FOR BEING ATTRACTED TO A GUY, HAVING SEX WITH HIM AND HOPING THAT HE WOULD CALL YOU THE NEXT DAY. WHAT IS THE THE 1800'S? Then there is Travis, who represents the worst kind of man. He's abusive, violent, crude, disgusting and just plain despicable. Yet every female on campus, except for Abby's roommate, thinks he's a hottie and would drop their panties for him. Because that's definitely realistic, everyone likes that same kind of man. Abby isn't much better. She's judgmental, hypocritical, and absolutely obnoxious. Abby's behavior about ninety percent of the book is appalling and immature. I wanted to kick her in the face. She also has the worst taste in friends because America, "Mare," or "Horse" as I prefer to call her, is horrid. If there was an award for worst fictional BFF, Horse would be in the top three (if she didn't win it all). And her boyfriend, Shep? He has no personality. He has no real part in the story, except (again) to enhance the drama the occurs for Travis and Abby. Shep could've been completely wiped off of the map and no one would've noticed. 

Not only were the characters awful, but the plot was completely unrealistic. The author seemed to just throw things into the book to cause more drama for the characters and she couldn't pull it off at all. Sometimes, simple is best. And I don't know about everyone else, but when I'm reading a contemporary novel about people in college, I like the book to actually be about the characters in college rather than them say… Taking a trip to absolve a debt for the main character's drunkard father. Because really when they go to Vegas and gamble with mobsters? I laughed my butt off because that was so unbelievably far-fetched. And what started it all? A bet. On what planet is someone like, "Oh, I lost a bet to you? Let me live with you and your cousin for a month." NEVER. THAT'S WHEN. Plus the pacing of the story was horrendous. The book immediately dove into the story, giving us no background and no chance to get to know our main characters. (Not that I really wanted to know them.) And then it dragged on f-o-r-e-v-e-r. I got to 52% and literally cursed aloud because I thought I was almost done. But no, the author wanted to suck the life from me completely. And then we get to the end and I almost did a double-take. YES, LET ME TATTOO MYSELF WITH YOUR NAME BECAUSE I AM YOUR PROPERTY, MASTER. YESSS. (Also, getting a tattoo does not hurt to the extent that the author writes. It feels more like you are repeatedly being scratched, so it's a bit tedious. I have three (including one on my hip) none of which were painful. So that annoyed the hell out of me.)

I'm just tired when it comes to Beautiful Disaster. It didn't make me feel anything but annoyance. I was so bored with the writing style and sickened by the characters that I couldn't find it in me to be angry throughout the entire story. That anger was reserved for a few specific parts, which if you've read the story, I'm sure you know exactly what I'm talking about. I'm actually quite disappointed that it didn't evoke a deeper emotional response from me.

I can't say much more that hasn't already been said, but I will say that I do not understand how this is so popular. And now I'm even more offended that my cousin, who read this before me (and loved it--I judged her so hard) said that she was surprised that I hated this because it, and I quote, "seemed like my kind of book." Be right back, crying my eyes out due to the shame I feel.
I received an e-copy of this novel from the publisher for my honest opinion and review via Netgalley.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Book Review: Walking Disaster (Beautiful #2) by Jamie McGuire

The blurb as seen on Goodreads:
Release Date: April 2, 2013
Publisher: Atria Books
433 Pages

Finally, the highly anticipated follow-up to the New York Times bestseller Beautiful Disaster.

Can you love someone too much?

Travis Maddox learned two things from his mother before she died: Love hard. Fight harder.

In Walking Disaster, the life of Travis is full of fast women, underground gambling, and violence. But just when he thinks he is invincible, Abby Abernathy brings him to his knees.

Every story has two sides. In Beautiful Disaster, Abby had her say. Now it’s time to see the story through Travis’s eyes.





I was an infantile asshole that had the emotional control of a three-year-old. 


The above quote came directly from our main character and no truer words have ever been said. So then comes my question, why are people so in love with him? 



 No, really. I want to know because I really don’t understand how people can love someone based on the this:



She usually got her crap and left right after I bagged her. – really, bagged? 

Her indifference was exactly why Megan was one of my few frequent flyers. 


She had the hair of a porn star, and the face of an angel. – definitely how I’d want to be described


Pigeon was the total opposite of the girls I’d met at Eastern, and I had to know why. – how do you know this? You’ve had no interactions. You’ve seen her once before. Your instalove is invalid


A warm feeling – probably just the insane urge to throw this girl on my couch – came over me.


“Nah. I’m going to see if I can get Abby on the back of my bike again. It’s the closest I can get to the inside of her thighs.”


“Haven’t you ever made out with someone, Travis? Haven’t you just messed around without letting it get that far?” That was the stupidest thing I’d ever heard. “What’s the point in that?”


My heart had been back and forth between leaving Abby alone and deciding it was okay to pursue her more times than a freshly single sorority girl on the second floor of a frat house.


Abby bent over to push the turkey into the oven, and my morning tendency to protrude through my shorts had even more of a reason to do so.


Oh yes, he’s a keeper.



 Anyway…



I honestly don’t think I can write an actual review on this book because there’s hardly any new material. This book is about 90% recycled from Beautiful Disaster. I’m not kidding. Even the characters are recycled. Shepley and America are the same person, one just has a penis. Travis’s thoughts are exactly the same as Abby’s. He seems to be psychic when it comes to what she’s thinking. 


I went in giving this book the benefit of the doubt, hoping it would bring something new and not just be the disaster that the first one. But alas, I was horribly wrong. This book is the worst depiction of what a relationship should be. Everyone is codependent and overdramatic, not to mention Travis’s violent reactions to EVERYTHING. 

And Mrs. McGuire, please learn about character development and consistency. Abby was just blank. Travis went from world class douchebag to whiny "everything is the end of the world" douchebag. America and Shepley went from “stay away” to “go for it” to “stay away” to “go for it”. Changing people just for the sake of making the story go where you want it to does not work.


Oh and that epilogue...



 But I guess it was too much to ask for anything to be believable. 


Thank you to Netgalley and the publisher for providing an e-copy of this book in return for an honest review.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Teaser Tuesday: Walking Disaster (Beautiful #2) & Of Poseidon (Of Poseidon #1)


Teaser Tuesday is a weekly meme hosted by MizB over at Should Be Reading!
To participate, all you have to do is:
  • Grab your current read
  • Open to a random page
  • Share two (2) "teaser" sentences from somewhere on that page
  • BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (Make sure what you share doesn't give too much away! You don't want to ruin the book for others!)
Share the title and author, too, so that other TT participants can ad the book to their TBR lists if they like your teasers!

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"Even with the sweat on her forehead and the skip in her breath, she didn't look sick. Her skin didn't have the peachy glow I was used to, and her eyes weren't as bright, but she was still beautiful."
Prologue, 1%
Walking Disaster (Beautiful #2) by Jamie McGuire




"A glass full of ice water wouldn't cool my cheeks. 'The  only thing you know about me is that I'm life threatening in flip-flops.'"
Chapter 7, 21%



What are you reading this week?

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